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There are other questions Surely asks:  Occupation? Do you smoke?  What brand?  Drink?  What brand? Other drugs? Allergies? Favorite foods? Favorite movies? Favorite Books?  Favorite websites?  Do you have pets?  What kind?  The pet’s name? A country you would visit if you could? etc. Once past these, she moves on to more practical things:

"A place where you would feel comfortable meeting?  Any places where you absolutely must not?"

"What is your full name?  And how would you like to be addressed?"

"Do you understand that you are giving yourself permission to engage in acts that in your ordinary life you might otherwise feel uncomfortable pursuing?"

"Do you, by answering yes, sign a waver indemnifying The Gentleman against responsibility for subsequent effects on your relationships with others?"

"Do you realize your decision to engage this service is an act of personal empowerment through consensual overpowerment?"

"Do you understand that The Gentleman provides his service only once per client?  And that there are no repeat customers?"

"Good.  Then let’s find a bracket of dates from midnight to midnight, for a duration of no less than two days and no longer than one week, during which, at any moment, your mystery assignation may occur."